07 March 2008

Heard Around The House

Flynn: (singing) I am playing the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum! I am playing the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum! Yeah! (after each phrase she spanks her bottom).

This never fails to cause gales of laughter from her brother.

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Evan: I AM THE BOOGER MASTER!

I don't even want to know what that means. This from a kid who wants to be Jesus. I don't know, maybe Jesus was a Booger Master and that part just got edited out of the Gospels. There's a lot we don't know about his childhood, you know.

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The top-rated knock-knock joke in our house for 3 years running:

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana, who?

Banana in your underwear!

(hilarity ensues)

Can you tell a certain then-4-year-old boy made this up at preschool?

1 comment:

Katherine said...

I love the bum-bum drum. I'm gonna have that song in my head all day!