Flynn: (singing) I am playing the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum! I am playing the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum, the bum-bum drum! Yeah! (after each phrase she spanks her bottom).
This never fails to cause gales of laughter from her brother.
Evan: I AM THE BOOGER MASTER!
I don't even want to know what that means. This from a kid who wants to be Jesus. I don't know, maybe Jesus was a Booger Master and that part just got edited out of the Gospels. There's a lot we don't know about his childhood, you know.
The top-rated knock-knock joke in our house for 3 years running:
Banana in your underwear!
Can you tell a certain then-4-year-old boy made this up at preschool?