29 February 2008

A Message From "God"

While in the bathroom attending to certain business, I heard from the other side of the door a deep booming voice, "Mom? This is God. Not Evan. I want you to go to Toys R Us and buy some toys. Again, this is God. Not Evan."

Nice try, "God."

1 comment:

The Fearless Freak said...

God had an oddly specific request. I thought he tended to be more cryptic and work in symbols LOL